Like the wrench and the cracker

I wasn’t willing to sacrifice my baby toe for the pumps, but man alive I love those shoes.

Why did you let me get away with neglecting to post a pic the first time around?

These aren’t exactly the same but you still get a feel for what my little tootsies would have said to me if they weren’t about die from compression injuries….

And since my toes were visible, I always felt like I needed to get a pedicure, but I think red toes AND shoes would have detracted from the hotness.

Plus:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/10/081028074323.htm

And this is usually the reaction I get when I tell him as much, muah-ha-ha!